Kilian Martin’s short skateboarding video, “Altered Route”. Not only are Kilian’s freestyle tricks some of the coolest and most creative that I’ve seen since Rodney Mullen, but this video is just beautiful. All of it was shot in a ghost town at an abandoned water park somewhere in California.

Crazy car accident at an intersection. A motorcycle hits a moving car, throwing the motorcycle into a crossing pedestrian, killing him.

This is what someone acts like when high on “bath salts”. The man who ate another man’s face in Miami is actually suspected of having been on bath salts, though I still am wagering he was on PCP.

KARMA, MOTHERFUCKER. This elevator security footage allegedly shows a child predator getting the shit kicked out of him by his little karate girl victim. So bad-ass to see the tables turned so swiftly.

Illinois representative Mike Bost going fucking crazy on the House floor. I don’t really know the context of this rant, but it’s pretty hilarious to watch.

Two seventeen-year old bystanders wind up injured during a shoot-out between two adults arguing over who makes the best Kool-Aid. Between the story itself and the over-the-top way the reporter tells it, this is one of the single most ridiculous news reports I’ve ever seen.

A little boy sings “Ain’t No Homo Gonna Make It To Heaven” in church while adults cheer. The way churches and religious bigots prey on children is disgusting. This is child abuse, plain and simple.

A scuba diver going out of his way to pull a hook out from the mouth of a puffer fish. So nice of him, and totally cute, too. If you fish, you’re a coward and a scumbag.

This is perfect sex.

Very hard to find, the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick Video took the internet by the storm as the most horrific shock video to have been released to date. There are speculations that One Lunatic One Ice Pick may be an actual snuff film – produced by some crazy psycho who was paid to murder a person and film it on camera. Though as with everything that starts going viral on the internet, the chances of the reality being blown out of proportions are quite substantial. As a result, it’s quite possible that 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick is not a snuff film at all, but rather a home made recording of a psychopath who filmed his sick deed on camera the same way thousands of other murderers did, utilizing whatever technology allowed at the time.

Some people say that the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick Video was produced in San Francisco, USA, others say it’s work of some crazy, 20 year old Russian who got paid 6 figures for it. To give his clients their moneys worth, the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick Video contains murder, beheading, dismemberment, cannibalism and necrophilia (it doesn’t appear as though castration took place in this video, though).

A video about famous voice actors; the people we all have heard, but have rarely or never seen. As an avid cartoon fan, this was really interesting to me.

“Bike Lanes” by Casey Neistat. This guy got a $50 for momentarily not riding his bike within the bike lane. To exhibit how unfeasible it is to always ride in the bike lane, he made this video of the potential dangers of it. It’s pretty hilarious.

A slinky on a treadmill. I do not know why I think this is so cool.

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi talk with Rachael Ray on her show about vegan eating. It’s cool to see they were so open-minded about veganism on a show mostly centered around the most disgusting cooking imaginable.

“Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.”
- Ellen

“The Real Republican Real Women of Real America”. This is a hilarious fake ad done by Funny Or Die about what republican women really want. So good.