Police cars are scattered amongst the ruins of the afterlife in Adventure Time. Awesome.
Star Fucking Hipsters: “Two Cups of Tea”. This song is sooo good. One of the catchiest songs that involve dead cops you’ll ever hear, for sure. Fashion punx make me sick, so the music video is pretty lame, but the band is still good.
Lyrics:
Two cups of tea
One for you and one for me
Drown out the pan from polluted acid rain
And flaming gasoline, until we’re clean
Two dead police
One for hope and one for peace
Watching government lies
Leak into your empty eyes
From the TV and winners history
Three dead police
One for thanks and two for please
In every single town, every officer is down
All dead police, all dead police
Fair-weather friend, it’s on you I do depend
All the mountains we climb
Crumble into sands of time
No mail to send, to fair-weather friend
Anxiety, another gift from you to me
And so everything fails
My bleeding bitten fingernails
Sore as can be, anxiety
If it was up to me, I would restart history
Ignite the flame and burn the centuries of blame
The bloodstained centuries, these bloody centuries
Fair-weather friend, it’s on you I do depend
All the mountains we climb,
Crumble into sands of time
No mail to send, to fair-weather friend
Anxiety, another gift from you to me
Everything fails,
My bleeding bitten fingernails
Sore as can be, anxiety
And in the dawn, I’ll see that you have gone
And on that blood soaked bed
I’ll lay down my weary head
And hum along to this fucking song
One cup of tea, not enough for company
Maybe tomorrow you will let me borrow
Another cup of tea, another cup of tea
And your company, and your company
The city of Vallejo has agreed to pay $4.15 million to settle a federal lawsuit filed by a man who said police seriously injured his spinal cord after entering his home without a warrant.
Officers Jason Wentz and John Boyd went into Macario Dagdagan’s home on Louisiana Street without a warrant in June 2007 while investigating reports that he had assaulted his girlfriend, the city has acknowledged.
The officers found Dagdagan in bed at his apartment, apparently asleep, roused him, shocked him with a Taser stun device and put him in a chokehold, rupturing a ligament in his spine that led to paralysis, said Dagdagan’s attorney, Peter Alfert.
Doctors at Stanford Medical Center were able to reverse the paralysis, Alfert said.
A federal judge in Sacramento and the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the officers improperly went into Dagdagan’s home without a warrant about two hours after the alleged assault on the girlfriend. There was no immediate emergency that would have exempted them from obtaining a warrant, the courts ruled.
“It was a flagrant violation of his constitutional rights,” Alfert said.
Dagdagan, 62, had worked as a machinist at an oil refinery. He is now permanently disabled, walks with a limp, has weakness and pain in his extremities, and must take many painkillers each day, his attorney said.
The city will pay for the settlement through its insurance, Alfert said.
Both Wentz and Boyd are now Richmond police officers.
Can we kill cops yet?
“Bike Lanes” by Casey Neistat. This guy got a $50 for momentarily not riding his bike within the bike lane. To exhibit how unfeasible it is to always ride in the bike lane, he made this video of the potential dangers of it. It’s pretty hilarious.
A uniformed NYPD sergeant was caught on video unleashing a vulgar tirade against a group of Brooklyn men — threatening them with his gun even while condoning their criminal behavior, The Post has learned.
Sgt. Lesly Charles even indicated that some criminal activity is apparently OK on his beat — as long as he’s paid proper respect.
“You guys are hustling or whatever, I ain’t got no problem with that. Listen … do your thing,” Charles barked during the April 28 diatribe, which is now being investigated by the city’s Civilian Complaint Review Board. “But when I come around and I speak, you f—king listen. Tell your boys.”
The surly sergeant apparently was angry over a car that was illegally parked on Ditmas Avenue in the Kensington section.
His rant against the men was recorded on a 20-minute cellphone video obtained exclusively by The Post.
The footage includes Charles berating a young man in the roadway near a silver BMW, telling him: “This is my street. All right? If you got to play tough, that’s your problem … I do whatever the f—k I want.”
A short time later, Charles followed the group into the nearby No. 1 Chinese Food restaurant, flanked by two plainclothes cops.
“I have the long d—k. You don’t,” the cop bragged.
“Your pretty face — I like it very much. My d—k will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t f—k with me. All right?”
After the target of his tirade insisted, “I didn’t do anything,” Charles retorted, “Listen to me. When you see me, you look the other way. Tell your boys, I don’t f—k around. All right?”
“I’ll take my gun and put it up your a— and then I’ll call your mother afterwards. You understand that?”
For good measure, the sergeant added: “And I’ll put your s—t in your own mouth.”
Charles added, “I’m here every f—king day. I don’t go home. I have no life. No kids. I do what I do.’’
The 21-year-old man who shot the video — and provided it to The Post on the condition of anonymity — was arrested that night and charged with disorderly conduct, which court records show was for ignoring the cops’ orders to leave.
Can we kill cops yet?
